The Little Mermaid 1989
Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?
Decades.
i literally just figured that out right now.
^that^
…
DUDE.
Wow.
aaaannd my mind was BLOWN. again. today.
holyfuck
the comment omg. the clever things they throw into movies. so much thought.
holy fucking woah, wonder if you’d die if you went in.
no it would take you to narnia ^
fucking stellar so stellar
(Source: fascistbullyboy)
(Source: honeyyyimhome)
Ladies and gentlemen, may we present to you the king and queen of Derpland - Miss Jennifer and Mr. Rob.
- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Fuck this, I’m going to Dalton
- No teachers
- Hot boys everywhere
- Kick-ass no bullying policy
- Homework is only for throwing
- They give you a free pet just for joining
- You never have to worry about what to wear
- Sexiness is encouraged
- There’s a slow-motion hallway
- There’s a special room only for drinking coffee and making out
- No class, ever
- And if you burst into song, the whole school shuts down.
Press PLAY.
Everyone else has these adorable laughs and then you get to Lea. She sounds like an insane person laughing over doing something really bad.
things i am scared of doing:
- ordering food in a restaurant
- walking down a busy high street on my own
- talking to people on the phone
- eating in front of people
- asking for help in a shop
- meeting new people
- being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know
the future looks bright for me
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SO-OHHo-ON
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DO-ONE
LAY YOUR WEARY HEAD TO REEEEEST
DON’T YOU
CRY
NO
MORE
(Source: shotgunanderson)












